SCRAP FIST
Y’all thirsty? No? Let’s change that! We’re talking ✨Commander Fox✨ today.
I’ve got Fox on the brain, and you know me: I’ve gotta make that everyone’s problem. (MINORS DNI)
- Fox’s priorities: his job, his brothers, making sure the caf machine is always in working order, and making sure no one ever finds out he’s been sneaking Grizzer treats for months (notice that his own well-being isn’t on that list😒)
- He hasn’t finished a hot cup of caf in months.
- He and Wolffe have a call once every couple of weeks, as time allows, to catch up. Wolffe fusses at Fox for taking crap care of himself, and Fox pretends to be annoyed, but he loves it.
- They text in between calls, and it’s mostly just roasting the shit out of each other
- Big “I wasn’t sleeping I was resting my eyes” energy
- He has a weakness for sweets, like “ooh a piece a candy” right into a trap kinda weakness. Thorn has been known to include sweets with his reports when he knows there’s some shit in there that’s gonna get Fox’s blood pressure up.
- Stomach sleeper with one leg out from under the blanket
- Amazing card player, like take him to the casino today (Only Cross and Tech are better than Fox imo)
- Lowkey loves fucking with people. Wolffe and Thorn the most of course.
- He’s a hardass but he will do the sweetest shit for people he loves. Just don’t call too much attention to it because he’s got a reputation to maintain 😒
It ventures into NSFW territory past this point, Minors DNI 🔞












